Your current “famous person” crush, and your desktop background are now your biological parents.

poemeister:

gothiccharmschool:

This means I am the love child of Gerard Way and a cupcake. Or Dave Vanian and a cupcake. If you listen closely, you can hear the StuntHusband cackling so hard he’s in danger of injuring himself.

I’m the lovechild of Renholm industries and Various people so I’ll say Dave Vanian. 

No wonder I am how I am. 

ralph fiennes and ian curtis?? sounds legit.

(via androgynous-space-demon)

11 months ago on June 29, 2012 at 11:09pm
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    Misha Collins and the Nac Mac Feegle. This makes so much sense. Headcanon accepted.
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    AUSTIN CARLILE AND WARPED TOUR, NO REGRETS.
  3. scarlettserpent reblogged this from saxonluvins and added:
    Tom Hiddleston and Loki. Not like from Marvel Loki… like… oh dear…
  4. violentdemise reblogged this from saxonluvins and added:
    Robert Smith and himself. o.o
  5. saxonluvins reblogged this from starsinthegutter and added:
    Christoph Waltz and Pavi&Luigi largo. BEST EVERRRR
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    Chris Motionless and a Giant Blue Octopus that looks ready to maim anything in it’s path. Well, shit.
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    Mythosmaiden- Mine is Robert Downey Jr. with…. a Toucan???? yeah…..
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    Blixa Bargeld and….Blixa Bargeld! XD
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    my dog……….. uhm.
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    Matthew Grey Gubler and Vincent Price……I’m very okay with this.
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    Josh Hutcherson and the V-Day Kiss people? How interesting.
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    um, so my background is Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, and Misha Collins, and they’re also my current “crushes” so…...
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    BRIT MARLING AND CASTIEL I’M OKAY WITH THIS
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